An anti teenage pregnancy video banned in Hong Kong

I have to be the last Chinese to know about this video. Very cim video, allow me to translate. The decease is the unborn, which is represented by a very, trust me on this, very clear ultra sound photo. Teens in school uniform come to pay their respect to it, *ahem* Not It. Grandparent in grave look, everyone looks grave in fact.

The best part, a nurse as a 'Baek Kim' collector, make sense, without teenage pregnancy most of them will be out of job!

All of Chinese taboo in one video, this will be ban in Singapore too. Watch it here.

懒散的老虎

新加坡的华人新年是我见过全球中最不起劲的农历新年。今年尤为什。小弟我虽见识不广，但也敢说言若不中亦不远也！

就在除夕的那一晚，小弟与办工室里半数以上的员工正在开夜班。小我什少迟班，稍稍有点纳罕。就在只闻轻音乐，一片肃穆的气份中，滴滴答答的打字键盘之间，有位同事开口问：“喂！你也在准备明天的工作吗？”

“能准备明天工作的人有福了。我连今天的事都做不完，就快睡着了。”我不经意的回答，心里面滴沽，你明天还有工作，哇！最佳员工奖的竞争可不少。我可无缘问津。恰好此时窗外放起了烟火，使大家振奋了一下。

不过那段灿烂的光辉，只有五分钟，懒散的很。

我为了谐调自已那沮丧的意志，把思路转到最无聊的事上－－新闻，企图转移注意力。结果反而想起了某某部长宣布虎年不会有全国大选的消息。

照呀！非常的懒散。

。。。。。。。。。。。。。

午夜时回到家里，拿起我冷落了一整天的手机瞧一瞧。哦，今年只有一则祝愿我新年快乐的简讯。朋友也淡忘了。

友情也懒洋洋了。

年已过了几天，在这里还是要祝愿大家新年快乐，万事胜意。

我好像也懒了一些。

How to be a Free Thinker

Free Thinker, is someone who thought is free from all outside interference, that include Religion, Culture, Philosophy etc. In other word, Self-Centered thinking. As if the World is not already fill with enough selfish people, above is a Youtube video as a short guide for you to become a complete porcupine. And probably attain enlightenment. Great!

How to be completely Self Centered - WikiHow

You don't have click the above link. Think for yourself.

在快乐的那一边

我非常享受双脚踏在沙滩上，当海水轻轻卷走脚下细沙的感觉。尽管脚底的皮那么厚，那一种如此实在，又不能形容的磨擦感还是能传到脑中枢。点滴点滴的，把你带入地底。那是一种不会过期的幸福感觉，我可以重复了又重复，不会感到厌倦。

古哲学家所形容的“我思故我在”(I Think Therefore I am)也不过如此。

一本我读过的哲学书上写到。。。

爱是一种一成不变的感觉，它无须革命，也不用升华。无论你如何存取，它不增不减，一生也用之不尽。

书上也说，凡是真的东西，都有这种特性。它是绝对，唯一而且不变的。

以美来说吧，人类的审美观古今不一，但数千年来，我们会不会觉得彩虹的美过时了呢？可能我应该对我的孩子们说，雀鸟一成不变了几千年，它的可爱，早就已经不可爱了。不知到对他们有没有说服力？

人至从“我思故我在”以来就追求幸福。就不知幸福还是幸福吗？还是幸福就是，我能做到经典上说的每一个字。

快乐比较容易吧。一首好听的歌，一部好看的戏，几个要好的朋友，就能快乐了好久好久。把很多很多好久的快乐串起来，就能快乐一段好长地时间。

你真的还需要幸福吗？

每天，只要选择在快乐的那一边，让快乐多一点不就好了吗。

All Singaporean's geek

I am by definition not a geek. The pre-acquisition of a Singaporean geek is you must at least own a iPhone 3Gs. I carry a traditional Nokia.

Even the cleaner who work at our HDB block owns one. It doesn't matter if you know only 2 buttons, and only listen to mp3 on your phone. Owning a Apple iPhone product is a stylish thing to do this day.

Actually Singaporean geekdom kinda piss me off. Few days ago my friend show off his new Nexus One to us. After playing with the naughty little track ball I scrutinize this still in beta beautiful handset, Only to realize that my fingers still linger with that sensation.

I swear to kill the geek in me that night. I cannot find him at home.

I fire up my Firefox this morning to find it flooded by the word 'iPad'. I am sure my face blushes by that Sexy-naughty name. Unaware that it was not a lady's product, I scramble to close my browser. Later, I was told that it is Apple new tablet PC which seem to be the only kind of worthy news my tech friend is reading then.

Question remains, the day that it is launch in Singapore.

I can imagine everyone showing off their iPad on public transport, in shopping mall and everywhere.

The news headline reads, "Do you have your own iPad?"

The sound of people tabbing their iPad while doing business in the toilet....

I think I will avoid Facebook for a while, else I see photo of iPad on every single click.

That will be a horror..

Sex. is the number one act that can save humanity

When I first hear the news, I thought I heard wrongly. Singapore Ministry of Health early secure their worker early to encourage them to have sex, ahm.. to make more baby for the country. The first thought that comes to my mind was, man! why Ministry of Health? It should be HDB, even Singapore Town Council.

Let me explain a bit...

You see, Singaporean are strategically placed, sorry, most of us live in a high rise flat built by our government. Or many of us know it as Housing Development Board(HDB) flat. They don't turn off the light. Never. Not at Earth most desperate hour. Nay.

They also installed CCTV at every lift of HDB. I personally believe my country has the most CCTV per square feet in the World.

I talk too much off topic. Nevermind.

After some desperate Google I finally come to my senses, disappointingly inform wife that it was actually a far off eastern peninsula that have this incentive. We can only hope, and maybe learn to master a foreign tongue to enjoy it. Alas! We cannot.
We are not catching up but our age are. I mean we have 3 children, but our circle of friends, have an average of 4 per family. Joke aside, in fact I thought our gahmen was kidding when they first announce to give away baby bonuses to encourage sexual.. making baby. We just couldn't see the issue, and we still don't.

Why oh why Singaporean refuses to make baby. Or even get married.

I remember a famous man, I can't remember who, told me that humanity would perish in a 100 years if everyone refuses to make baby.

I like to close this article here and turn off our light early. We would like to have another baby.

愁伤

我回想起一段往事。

有一次我一面吹着口哨，一面在抄写一篇文章。妻略带玩笑的望着我：“今天心情不错嘛！”　我停下笔来，正色的看着她：“只有心情好才能吹口哨吗？难到我不能吹悲伤的乐曲吗？你没听过夜行人的口哨吗？”　我不懂乐器，所以以口哨代替，舒发一下情怀。

刚好电视正播‘当我们同在一起’大结局。哦，是幸福美满大团圆。我喃喃：“这样的剧情不好，没有什么看头，收视率不会有突破。要煽情，要悲情一点。才会引出话题。”妻当然不满，冷水来啦：“你怎回事！是不是要看到全部死光了你才高兴。”我拿出‘出路’与‘黄金路’这两部戏撑腰。不过，我为什么总学不精千万不能和女人斗嘴，尤其是当这女人是你太太时。呵呵。

四十出头了。生活的奇迹不尽也少了很多，凡事也取实踏实了一些。

近来家里几番起落，也稍稍的给我们多添了几度愁思。当我望着镜子时，发现几根银丝已静悄悄探出头来。

我好像听到岁月的嘲弄。

你。看你还能顽皮多久。

Life is Mysterious

They said life works, or rather God worked in ways we cannot comprehend. I will be back as soon as I get on my feet.

Laundry mayhem in my little house

Like a stream of unapologetic billingsgate I use to cursed someone during my most unforgiving age, nothing come close to act as a housewife for 24 hours. I actually dread it.

In fact, I made a analysis. Many agree housework can never be complete, but that is far from the calculation you will get from me.

Your Mum and Dad said to change your clothing everyday? Don't! You are a naughty child if you change them once per day. You see, we have 5 members in the house, shirt+shorts+socks+underwear+towelX5X7= the washing never got a rest. I excluded 5 pairs of pillow and bolster cases which we have to change every week from my mind to delude myself that's all to wash and dry. Our 7 drying bamboos have hard time keeping up with our laundry.

Oh man! I proclaim this the greatest feat of a stay-home-housewife. We need an intelligent solution desperately. No. I need the solution. 

And don't get me start on other house chores.

You can ask, off course. We think that it's fun to sent away our domestic helper home and take up all the housework ourselves.

I hate TCS8 TV series Penguin Daddy. It is so fake.

Young PAP lion

A intelligent looking boy stood nearby when I was taking this photo. He looks at me wearily. Later he pulls William away in a protective manner.

The school teacher after that told him I am Will's father.

He was not entirely convinced, from the look on his face.

What a reliable friend! Thanks boy. I felt safe knowing Will has a classmate like this. Where has such friend gone nowsaday?

Oh, the lion is my boy. He is a hard nut to crack.

Ice Mountain in our home

Who knows my kids consume more water after we installed this fresh water dispenser. Boy, 11 litres in 48 hours, that is, 11.35 divided by 5 divided by 2. Everyone took in 1.1 litre per day. Minus the time which we were not home(more than 8 hours), that is a lot.

It started with a pure motivation to save time and trouble take to boil fresh water. No, not just boiling. We boil, wait for it to cool down, transfer the cooled water to a pot, and then we do it again.

I would say. We did this five times a day, seven days a week. And we are still constantly short of boiled water.

And we still haven't take the electricity for boiling up the water into account yet.

I don't have to drink direct from the tap anymore. I can have very hot or cold drink just by lifting 2 fingers.

We worry no more about running out of hot water for baby's milk. You understand if you have to wake up past mid-night to make a bottle of infant milk, and realize the hot pot is dry. I can almost hear my neighbor praise their God, not that they don't pray.

My children are especially enthusiastic after this new water gadget. Hereby know as the yin-yang fountain. Not only does it makes you younger, it is almost magical to get water at your desire temperature by tapping on the 2 tiny tap. I secretly wish their excitement will last.

Maybe is time to say bye-bye to our old ceramic water pot and hot flask.

I think I will make another cup of hot chocolate.

How To: Blow off Shell of a Hard Boiled Egg

How many of you, like me, painfully peel it off piece by piece? Here is a nifty and cool trick to peel the shell of a hard boiled egg in 5 sec, by blowing it off. Now this is a trick that I love. Remind me to impress my kids next time.

Here is the Wiki How - Blow off a Hard Boiled Egg's Shell in 5 sec