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Thursday, September 02, 2010

Evolution made giraffe neck long, and only giraffe









I think, evolution must be pretty clever and selective to make giraffe neck long, because since only giraffe needs a long neck to eat from tall tree.

And elephant has long nose, and monkey can climb tree.

Alot of work, don't you think so?

I would have give all animal a long neck, that would be simpler. I hate to think.

Credit to this comic's artist, I forgot where it comes from. I blame evolution.

关国家屁事

最近频频在地铁里面闻到一股怪味道, 类似从身体里面放出来的那一种, 又有如死鱼腐肉的味道. 那臭味冲鼻而来, 车里的乘客纷纷掩鼻, 面面相觑.

起初还以为不知何方的高人在练气功, 吐呐之间, 把身体里的废气都释放了出来, 我们只不过是受到他内功的波及, 非战之过也, 非战之过!

后来怪味如春雨后的竹笋般, 到处可闻, 有时在马西岭, 有时在坡底. 我料就想, 哪来的这么多高人, 四处放气, 逼着我们也练得面红耳赤. 我这时猜想可能是附近的废料处理厂.

但就在今天, 我在莱佛士站时, 车门打开的那刹那, 一阵臭味由下而上, 迎面而来, 我这时发现它来自地底沟渠. 但我还是不能肯定, 哪里的沟渠.

真的是沟渠的话, 哪关谁的事? 我左右望望, 新加坡可能太累了. 这些人怎么能每天对着臭人, 臭事而无动于衷呢?

哎, 明天再看看, 如果还有臭味再打算吧.

不过, 你今天读我的主题已知道我要说的是屁话了吧. 说说就算了, 明天再看吧.