Sex. is the number one act that can save humanity

When I first hear the news, I thought I heard wrongly. Singapore Ministry of Health early secure their worker early to encourage them to have sex, ahm.. to make more baby for the country. The first thought that comes to my mind was, man! why Ministry of Health? It should be HDB, even Singapore Town Council.

Let me explain a bit...

You see, Singaporean are strategically placed, sorry, most of us live in a high rise flat built by our government. Or many of us know it as Housing Development Board(HDB) flat. They don't turn off the light. Never. Not at Earth most desperate hour. Nay.

They also installed CCTV at every lift of HDB. I personally believe my country has the most CCTV per square feet in the World.

I talk too much off topic. Nevermind.

After some desperate Google I finally come to my senses, disappointingly inform wife that it was actually a far off eastern peninsula that have this incentive. We can only hope, and maybe learn to master a foreign tongue to enjoy it. Alas! We cannot.
We are not catching up but our age are. I mean we have 3 children, but our circle of friends, have an average of 4 per family. Joke aside, in fact I thought our gahmen was kidding when they first announce to give away baby bonuses to encourage sexual.. making baby. We just couldn't see the issue, and we still don't.

Why oh why Singaporean refuses to make baby. Or even get married.

I remember a famous man, I can't remember who, told me that humanity would perish in a 100 years if everyone refuses to make baby.

I like to close this article here and turn off our light early. We would like to have another baby.

愁伤

我回想起一段往事。

有一次我一面吹着口哨，一面在抄写一篇文章。妻略带玩笑的望着我：“今天心情不错嘛！”　我停下笔来，正色的看着她：“只有心情好才能吹口哨吗？难到我不能吹悲伤的乐曲吗？你没听过夜行人的口哨吗？”　我不懂乐器，所以以口哨代替，舒发一下情怀。

刚好电视正播‘当我们同在一起’大结局。哦，是幸福美满大团圆。我喃喃：“这样的剧情不好，没有什么看头，收视率不会有突破。要煽情，要悲情一点。才会引出话题。”妻当然不满，冷水来啦：“你怎回事！是不是要看到全部死光了你才高兴。”我拿出‘出路’与‘黄金路’这两部戏撑腰。不过，我为什么总学不精千万不能和女人斗嘴，尤其是当这女人是你太太时。呵呵。

四十出头了。生活的奇迹不尽也少了很多，凡事也取实踏实了一些。

近来家里几番起落，也稍稍的给我们多添了几度愁思。当我望着镜子时，发现几根银丝已静悄悄探出头来。

我好像听到岁月的嘲弄。

你。看你还能顽皮多久。