Sex. is the number one act that can save humanity

When I first hear the news, I thought I heard wrongly. Singapore Ministry of Health early secure their worker early to encourage them to have sex, ahm.. to make more baby for the country. The first thought that comes to my mind was, man! why Ministry of Health? It should be HDB, even Singapore Town Council.

Let me explain a bit...

You see, Singaporean are strategically placed, sorry, most of us live in a high rise flat built by our government. Or many of us know it as Housing Development Board(HDB) flat. They don't turn off the light. Never. Not at Earth most desperate hour. Nay.

They also installed CCTV at every lift of HDB. I personally believe my country has the most CCTV per square feet in the World.

I talk too much off topic. Nevermind.

After some desperate Google I finally come to my senses, disappointingly inform wife that it was actually a far off eastern peninsula that have this incentive. We can only hope, and maybe learn to master a foreign tongue to enjoy it. Alas! We cannot.
We are not catching up but our age are. I mean we have 3 children, but our circle of friends, have an average of 4 per family. Joke aside, in fact I thought our gahmen was kidding when they first announce to give away baby bonuses to encourage sexual.. making baby. We just couldn't see the issue, and we still don't.

Why oh why Singaporean refuses to make baby. Or even get married.

I remember a famous man, I can't remember who, told me that humanity would perish in a 100 years if everyone refuses to make baby.

I like to close this article here and turn off our light early. We would like to have another baby.

A polite little note for you

For surfer who flagged my Blog, this poster is for you. I cannot, and refuse to help if you lust against opposite sex. However, I would not object if you search for pornography online. You will not find them here.

Free Will is not, you think, do anything you like and someone else bear the consequences.

‘Sexual’ oriented posts on this site are, to my best knowledge, in artistic form or meant to probe thoughts. If you sincerely tell me I got ‘bad’ taste I will accept them. I still think it is better for the young to find me than to find the real one.

There is a little link below says ‘Lamp Post’, it is for your to unleash your wrath on me. You can say whatever you like. I will not delete them, ever!

Yeah, about the above poster, there is a term for it. It’s call Reciprocal Base. In Chinese, 相对机准. Which means whatever you see, it is usually within. 

Thanks for reading.

What would penis think?

Tales of Mere Existence on Youtube has this interesting illustration video on how you can avoid using your sexual organ when you ought to use your head and heart. Very, very intriguing, use the analytical side of human evolution, not the other which we usually used.

(Video)Youtube, What Would Penis Think.

Update: This is interesting, we should embed it here. Whataya think? Here..

Calgary develops sexual program for senior aged 65

Concerned about sexually transmitted infections among seniors, a sexual health centre in Calgary is going to develop a program called ‘Seniors A GoGo’ to open talks about safe sex and sexuality. Co-owner Susan Naylen says,

“…We bring the fun, the play. We carry things in the store, like furniture designed to make sex better [for people] with mobility issue."

I am really interested in taking a look at those ‘furniture’.

According to AIDS Calgary, among HIV infected, 20% were seniors, age 51 and above. Here is the not so funny news(Link).

As obscene as it will get on my blog

(Link) to an absolutely safe to watch sex music video on Youtube. What ever traffic directed here is blessed. This pleasure that lasted for only 50 seconds may cause pain for a life time.

This Korean sushi is naked

Poster at this unnamed restaurant shows a new delicacy that will rally misunderstood people to queue or peep inside just to get a glimpse of this special dish. (Link) Flickr photo (SFW), Korean nude sushi.

Stop swearing and do it already

Hmm.. What is the pledge again? I will not have any sexual relationship before marriage, or I will stay true and loyal to one partner? Many keep saying that our mind draws only toward what we think, not away from it. Thinking ‘I will not’ or ‘I shall not’ is going to do put you exactly where you will not.

Oh, but this is old thought already. You already ‘KNEW’ and tried this.

A research report at MSBN, quotes,

“Teenagers who pledge to remain virgins until marriage are just as likely to have premarital sex as those who do not promise abstinence and are significantly less likely to use condoms and other forms of birth control when they do..”

Read more here. (Link) MSBN, Study: Teenage 'virginity pledges' are ineffective

Sublimal E-Tatcile wand

Is it me or just me? This gadget for the blind looks wrongs, sounds wrong, and it is hold like man holds theirs. What makes it worst? It vibrates when an object is near. So incorrectly designed, it is. (Link)

M18 pornography from China

This photo is extracted from Deennn's funny picture blog. There are more there. I google around but find no news about it. Maybe they are parts of Ang Lee’s movie. Whatever they are, Singapore will rate it NC16 with this part censored.

Block this! China Great Firewall.

Youtube: Donkey arouse by bikini women

I am not sure whether this is NSFW, but I am sure it is not safe for women to do bikini sunbath with mule nearby. (Video)

Sex education with robot from Toys”R”Us

Took this photo some time back. I am surprise at how the world never stop trying to educate our children about sex, even with toys. This little odd joy stick between the robot wheels was actually point out by my four years old son, which he calls “kuku”. Too obvious.

Go; bring your children there for an education tour. But I like to find out who is this ‘smart’ designer who puts that thing there.

Oh, you ask, that is suppose to turn the robot ‘on’.

KamaSutra Furniture

Young couples, check those martial art's names out. I bet no one would know even if you put one of this set at home. Just don’t invite me to your place. And, also don't mention hidden dragon and crouching tiger in front of me. (Link)

I am quite enlightened, actually.

Vulva smoking pipe sculptures

The arts of Billy Pacak. Using women's private as art subject was not one of its kind, but to see such smoking pipe is just the first for me. Women's figure can somewhat becomes questionable art idea. I know your wife can never come to agree with me. Ya, as long as it is not my wife/girlfriend/sister/mother, it is ok to see. (Link)

Video subliminally arouses you

(M18)This may look like someone enjoying ice cream, but scene can increase heartbeat for both sexes. You try not to look hard, but you could not. The video is not erotic but suggestive, very good educational clip for young couples may increase national productivity also, Haha! (Video)

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