Kissing in public is against the law in India

If you cannot spare US$15 or so, please refrain yourself from kissing in the public on India street, even if you just got married.
How about my kids? duh! If my boy kisses me at a temple, can I pay you US$11 on the spot to allow that? Can I pay once for multiple kiss? Or I might as well pay at your custom, because I really can't stop myself from expressing love to my family.

Maybe your country should start a kissing tax policy, every tourist visitor that pass through will pay a US$50 for expressing love to their love one. (Link)