阑风长雨，中秋月依稀

不知为何，今年中秋令我想起了清朝纳兰性德菩萨蛮里的一句：“阑风伏雨催寒食，樱桃一夜花狼藉。”

我可算是个相当‘无情’的华人，从第一次中秋节吃月饼到现在，没有一次是想着嫦娥的。我反而会不禁的想起朱元璋。其实现在许多华人对中秋的典故也不什了了，更甭说为什么它会和朱元璋扯上关系。我还希望有人能记得这类历史事迹，未免过于迂腐了。呵呵！

现在的华文教育者，都不提老朱了。为什么哦？是不是老朱的起身成事，有煽动的意味？

在英文学界里有这么一句话，一百万人又怎么会错呢？不过，资深的宗教或政治家都很明白，他们都能对你说，群众是可以长期被迷惑的。希特勒是最好的例子。

今年的中秋，我又多了两个第一。第一次没有看到月亮。中秋的月儿，对我来说每年都一样，那皓白无瑕的光，有如待嫁的新娘子，时而羞涩的躲在云后，时而带着澄红的脸庞，静默的看着自己的倒影，也不介意世俗人们的打量。我听说中秋在海边赏月，更是别有一番风味。沙沙的海潮声，拖曳着月光，在一起一伏的海面上翩翩起舞。我可以想象。

可不知道外国的月亮，是不是也那么美？

深秋明月份外亮，更待何时述情长
羞花闭月，沉鱼红霞，直叫心向往
话别后，述离长，更教人惆怅

问世间情为何物？

阑风长雨，海角天崖

（在写这篇时，竟听到有人在窗外放鞭炮。呵呵的有点不伦不类。）

A student molested another student is hardly news worthy

A student molested another student is hardly newsworthy

I am late about this, which is done on purpose. But I think an outstanding human deserve a second chance.

You see, I never come across anyone who committed a crime twice against modesty, yet still being able to continue studying in University. During my time, if you are caught smoking in school uniform, it is the end of your academic life.

Maybe being a mental therapist has got nothing to do with having a sound mind.

Maybe there is something about him I failed to see.

The headline of a related news also deluded me. "A China Top Psychology student in NUS molested a Chinese local woman on a shuttle bus".

Wo, I thought a Singapore newspaper accidentally printed a piece of news which belongs to China.

What a pity. He could have been great. Now there is one less pro head-shrinker in the world.

Remind me to bring along this photo next time I need to see a psychiatrist.

秋季。数数载落叶翩翩

我记得我所见过每一个人的面孔。或许有点夸张，应该说，你若曾经当我是朋友，依然当我是朋友，我不会忘记你的脸。绝对不会。你可以安心的跟我打招呼。

我记得浪头三十尺时，全船人无一不翻，仍然起身为我们准备一大锅瘦肉粥的海军厨师。他只是一个二等兵。

在我为傢具公司打工时，你夫妇俩曾经向该公司的经理写了一封表扬我的信。我记得你们，谢谢。

年 少时有本小红册，里面写满了随笔的诗词幻想，甚爱不释手。一次母亲在焚烧垃圾时，把那本小红册也一块儿丢入火坑里，无良的火贪婪的咀嚼着那些破铜烂铁，也 将年少的热情，壮志一并化为灰烬。我赶到时，不顾一切的伸手到火堆里搜索。救出一半的梦，一半的纸灰，手也被烧伤。从此后，更加爱惜这本小册子。

不过，后来还是把它给弄丢了。人也长大了。

前一阵子在巴士车站见到你。你急忙转过身去，把老天安排了好久的叙旧机会也撇开了。我当天心绪不宁，直到你上了巴士，走了，我还是没有望你一眼。我心里其实是很清楚的。耳机播着三毛的《说时依旧》，似乎是太含蓄了。

我故意假装不认识你，因为这不是一部爱情片，我们无须向彼此交代。

一阵风在树梢沙沙的刮过，刹时整条路都盖满了黄叶，还有几片落在我脚下。

If I Have One Hundred Meg,

A parody MTV made by Trevor Thum, using Singapore once popular Hokkien song - If Only I Have a Million Dollar, lyric re-imagine as how local netizen like to have their Internet faster and faster. I like it very much.

Thanks, Loretta. Pimp My Boardband. Uniquely Singaporean. Via Youtube.

Is it consider positive if you share your clearly suffering, but happy life?

Check out this stressful sitting mat my wife got from a un-name shopping mall. I cannot tell you where it is made or risk being call racist, spreading negative thought. 2 pouches stuff with bean at the side, and a hole at the bottom for unspoken intent. Very thoughtful design.

Btw, you can safely talk about your misery as long as it doesn't sound depressing.

How to stay relevant in any organization, during any time.

Our economic is recovering. This is the truth. Even if it is not, you can still survive. That's how Mum and Dad did it, and that's how you do it. I have a few humble points that can help you see through even the worst time. Tell me if I am right.

Draw Lines - If you already drew some lines in your work, start to extend them. Like you can start being the first in your office and make everyone a coffee. Volunteer yourself to wash the toilet, give the cleaner a break.

Take Sides - Nothing can goes wrong if you are in good term with your boss. You don't have to like him, but make sure he loves you. Unless, he is clay buddha crossing the river, which makes it clear that you should take another side.

Don't Do Anything Extra - What you should do if you are ask to dig shit? Put on a mask, glove and start to learn. Off course. Please let others see your smiling, positive attitude so they can praise your greatness.

TalkCock - Learn to speak well. I think you notice how some woman always get thing done pretty much her way. That's what the mouth is for. Use it wisely.

Pretend - There is nothing you can do to change the situation. You can tell yourself you are happy.

Buy Toto - This is a must in Singapore, and is the only hope if you carry a certain historical surname.

Remember, blame no one but yourself. Take it like a man.

50 cents of pre-lantern festival fun

I never understand the different between a six dollar seventy cent lantern and a fifty cent one. I never got to own such a flowery, short time span toy.

In my childhood, our childhood, we usually end up having Indian dance ritual around several blazing lanterns. The mixture smell of rubber, plastic and paper fills the air of our living corridor. Gray smoke dances like devils under the big glistening moon, every kid's face is flickering with orange color's joy. Our MoonCake festival has always been inexpensive.

I swear, I never eat a moon cake whole too.

Happy Mooncake festival! Although it is 15 days to come. I hope your moon is still the same size, and your children can enjoy better lantern for many years to come.

欢迎你来到我居住的地方

如果你见到百货市场外有一位中年妇女在向购完物后的人们讨优惠券，那你可以同情她一下，把身上所有的钱都给她。她好可怜，带着一条挺大的金链，和几只金戒子，却仍然觉得不够，还要向人伸手讨优惠券，来减低购物的费用。金子是不能填饱肚子的，真是可怜的人。

以脚踏车代步的朋友，你们来到我的地方是有福的。每个地铁站，都有新加坡快捷交通有限公司所特设脚踏车站。车站可以停上百多辆，不，稍稍靠拢一下，一千辆我看也不成问题。

退了休的朋友。等一下，应该是，到达退休年龄的朋友。你们应该有新加坡快捷交通有限公司的特惠卡吧？特惠卡有种魔法，就是在繁忙时间使用时，它会使您变年青。也就是说，没有优待咯，您必需偿付年青人的车费。真是一张非常有用的公共交通魔法优待卡。不过，您也不要投诉了，新加坡地铁除了提供一流的服务外，您在路上不也有享受了那些耗资巨大的彩色广告栏吗？

来到这里要找同乡的朋友，让我在新加坡认识很久的朋友为你介绍这里的百国相吧。欧美的多在荷兰村一带，这很多人都知道，不必说了。盛名本地的小印度，就算不提，你只要一经过，立刻就会晓得。新加坡也有唐人街，不过最近好像搬到芽笼去了，你若有机会到那一带走走，就明白了。喜欢泰国风情的人，不仿到美芝路黄金大厦一游，那里的‘奶’吧，根据朋友的说法，与真的不遑多让哦。除此之外，菲律宾团能在乌节找到，而越南帮则在如切。

你若有新发现，欢迎指教。

Maxi-Cash, when Singapore middle class goes to pawnshop

This ads is make me want to remove my Rolex and exchange it for a X-box 360. Seriously. But alas, I dun have such an pricey watch, nor any chain made of gold. I pawned them away 10 years ago.

Pawnshop nowadays high class liao. My mind still has pictures of woman who tries to cover her face with a scarf(scarf is cheap then), and a over sized sun-glass. Looking left-right to ensure nobody is following them. Even coming near to any pawnshop is sia-shui, mum told me.

Never mind what the older generation believes, to sell gold and jewelery during 'good' time is a proper trade. It proves that as a man, you can pick-it-up, lay-it-down. And provides your family the best is more important than yourself looking your best.

So, now you can visit the pawnshop with your family. Tell your kids that this is not a shameful thing to do. Tell them it's ok to trade that expensive jade bracelet for a PS3.

Introduce Cantonese song - Wall-E Hong Kong, 七百年后, Eason Chan

 I Love the lyric. One of the best I came across. Check out 林若宁.

七百年后

作曲：柳重言 作词：林若宁
编曲：柳重言 监制：柳重言/DavyChan/CY/陈奕迅

你那太空舱 能够发出金色的光
我废置一方 抬头便会为你守望
一天天催迫生活在现代化
缤纷星空抛低我寄存繁荣垃圾岗
多得你原谅我肮脏

送你破黑胶 廉价发出歌声依稀
送你破灯泡 便宜地照亮你天地
一箱卡式带一直没落仍能回味
那套旧文艺戏
生生不息的凄美爱情逾越物质跨过世纪

文明能压碎 情怀不衰
无论枯乾山水
旧时年月投入垃圾里
你我一起同居
仍然能送你 儿时玩具
老地方抱著一起安睡
七百年 潮流里
瞬息过去 / 建筑统统破碎

弃置那棵花 容我带它的根归家
送你这棵花 来怀念已逝去初夏
漆黑的星体花叶树木无从留下
你会在流泪吗
花开的沙丘滋养我们贫穷地方优美似画

天天进化热潮已记不起
用霓虹去建设欢喜
虽则你我被每粒星唾弃
我们贫乏却去到今昔

文明能压碎 情怀不衰
无论枯乾山水
旧时年月投入垃圾里
你我一起同居
仍然能送你 儿时玩具
老地方抱著一起安睡
七百年 随年岁
记忆老去
仍然有你的忠心~爱侣

Ghost of Michael Jackson on Ice Cliff

A remarkable coincidence of nature craft into a sad face pouring icy tears into our cold world. Is that not an apparition of Michael Jackson greeting us?

Pictured: Haunting face crying a river of tears as glacier melts into the sea.

生命密码

我最近发现了自己的一个小缺点。

我不能开倒车，也不能向后步行。我不能一手握住架驶盘，然后头往后转，一面看着后面的路，一面往后的架车。我更不能在看不到后面的路的时候，倒退着走。既使我最相信的人，在我背后看风，我还是不能倒退着走。我记得有一个死亡游戏，就是在两个人背后的十～二十步之间，插上一把刀，刃朝上，柄埋在土里。然后两个人一起往后退，在不能偷看的情况下，走到刀插在地上处，一起往后躺下。半途放弃、太远躺下的都算输，比尔罗斯轮盘，还要来得刺激。这个游戏，我非输不可。因为我半步也走不了。

不能开倒车的毛病，我起先以为每个正常人都是这样的。我以为那不是一种毛病，而是一种人的特点。

我研究了一段时间，发现了人有许多特点。有看得到，有些看不到。有些每个人都有，有些只有一部份人有。有些会遗传，有些只在一代出现。有些会令人感到烦恼，有些反而会让人觉得是一种天赋。更有些是我到现在还不大敢相信的，民族所拥有的。

我尝试举几个我所知到的例子。

你知道人几时开始走路、说话、长牙齿，还有长头发都是跟父母一样的吗？赞不赞成口技、手技能由爸爸和妈妈那边遗传下来呢？比如说妈妈在怀孕时就是一个很会画面的，孩子出生后就对画面特别有心得。妈妈能弹琴，孩子也学得快。爸爸卷舌，儿子也能。我对这一类生命密码最感觉到奇妙了。

我的左脚近踝处在十多岁时长了一块不硬不软的骨，伸直脚时，明显的凸出，用手指按上去会颇为有趣。我起初蛮在意的，以为那是缺席，曾经用了不少方式想把它消除。后来因为它不痛不痒，就由它去了。不久后，在无意间发现妈妈也在同样的地方，长了同样的一块骨。弟弟也有。现在我的大儿子左脚近踝处也隐隐有块状凸处，令我颇为称奇。

刚刚结婚时，我们想养一条狗，熟悉养狗的朋友对我们谈到选择人类最好的朋友时，应该留意观察它们的父母，如果不甚满意，就不要选它们生下的小狗。小狗会跟它们的爸爸或妈妈，几乎是一样的。曾经为此翻阅了不少资料，想要推翻朋友这一套‘狗’的优生学。图劳不在话下。

龙生龙，凤生风，老鼠生的孩子会打洞。

我想你也知道，父母卷发，孩子就会卷发。其他的我们以后再讲。