"Can I have a fillet takeaway?" in delighted good morning mood.
"Would you like a meal? Sir." cheerful also.
"No, just the fillet." (she got it, didn't she)
"Would you like a drink to go along? Sir." she is still trying her best to... waste my time.
"No, just (gimme my *&%#) fillet."
"Any chilli or...."
Now that is quite a good service, after so many year still asking the same question.
For once in my life, I would like to hear "Is there anything more I can do for you?" after you gimme my *&%# fillet.