解梦

我为你解梦吧
如果那是不美丽的
让我为它穿上花嫁裳

我为你解梦吧
如果那是很遥远的
让我为它造一条快船

我为你解梦吧
如果那是很迷惘的
让我为它指出方向

多湾的河流 总会达到港湾
多遥远的星相 也会有个太阳

我为你解梦吧
如果那是很空白的
让我为它画上彩霞

我为你圆梦吧
如果那是很完美的
让我使它亘永

始乱之，终弃之。我已告诉我你的语言有什么价值了。

先讲一个宗教笑话。有个年轻人，情场商场皆失意，人财两空后，想到要求神拜佛。他来到了一个庙，看到很大尊观音菩萨雕像前面，跪着一个人，双掌合什，闭目而喃喃。年轻人好奇的问：“噫！你不是观音菩萨吗？我来这里是求神帮我的，你来做什么？” 观音回答：“我也是来求神拜佛的呀！” 年轻人更好奇了：“你。。你不就观世音菩萨吗？” 观音笑道：“求人不如求己嘛。”

还有一个历史笑话。有一天汉高祖上朝，看见满朝文武百官，东一堆，西一群，都在窃窃私语。他很奇怪的问张良，张良不动声色：“大王，他们正在讨论造反。”　刘邦大失所色，忙问为什么。张良正色说：“大王正位后，分封不公，只对自家族系特别优厚，大家当然不满。造反是迟早的问题。” 刘邦急忙请教。张良就献上了一策。

刘邦后来有没有接纳张良的意见？张良，韩信的事迹如何？天下的事，也不过如此。

要爱华文，实在不是件容易的事，不说华语音难发，华文像画斗符一样难写，现在要再提倡华文，好像叫人去爱一对从来没生或养过的父母般，难也！前阵子不是有新加坡的女歌手在台湾被嘲弄过吗？

我在网上看到许多西方国家的人嘲笑华文，多数都拿发音或翻译来搞笑。不过有一句华文谚语，不知你有没有听过？十年河东转河西，莫笑穷人穿破衣。

记得小学时，有一位同学用英文作弄人，那位播佛摸佛背景的同学还搞不懂怎么一回事，只听到笑声。那位叔叔脸上是什么怪怪的表情嘛？

我国现在的新移民，有一百多万，占总人口的四份之一。

十年后，你认为以上的故事，会不会变成你的呢？

语文，还不如宗教，能得意多久呢？

最后再讲一则故事。以前，鸡蛋不多，喜欢到处旅行，有一天来到了欺伪果园，所有的欺伪果都笑他浑身光秃秃，没有一根毛。鸡蛋非常努力的学习，还是不能长毛，当地人不能接受他，只好暗然的离开了。若干年后，此起彼落。一粒欺伪果来到鸡蛋皇朝，那边有比他果园更多更好十倍的鸡蛋。。。

我还没有想到结局。。。

Scientist discovered flight theory that can reduce drag on cylinder

It turn out, wing of bird was very well designed, er, evolved. According to New Scientist’s report and Journal of Fluid Mechanic, the vibration of some convert feathers on bird’s wing reduce drag on the wing significantly by sticking up at right angles to the surface. This finding, allows researcher to create synthetic feathers as rigid keratin bristles 4 to 6 centimetres long and 0.5 millimetres in diameter which can reduce drag on cylinder by 15%. Quote fro NS,

“With the feathers, the low-pressure slipstream does not form, and the vortices affecting the cylinder are weaker.”

(Link)NS, Fake feathers could take the drag out of flights.

Ben 10 Final Alien mockery

I love this final alien of Ben 10, where he transforms into the most powerful being in the whole universe. This omnipotent 3 in 1 cannot get anything done. Rage and Aggression is against the extinction of dinosaur. Love and compassion sez, “I am sad about Earth is going to be destroyed”.

Ben Tennyson (The voice of reason) sez, “You guys are useless, you don’t do anything! Let me out!”

This Alien X, is just another cartoon hor? No subliminal message hor.

(Video)Youtube. Ben 10 Alien X. You don’t get to hear the final conversation.

X Men Origin – Gravity woman

Elena Kovaleva is a gravity woman. She can glue many object hard to her body with concentration. Scientist explains this phenomenon is a display of Earth gravitational force at 1000 times the strength. Pravda.ru reports,

“The parts of the skin, on which the items hang, remain as cold as ice after the things come off. The woman said that she discovered her gift of magnetism at age 45, after an accident.”

It was a lightning incident that transforms her. It will be very interesting to watch her descendant. There is not mention about her emotion impact with this ability.

(Link)Pradva.ru, Magnet woman holds any types of cooking outfit on her body. (and more)

A perfect handkerchief for stock broker at this time

I New Idea Home has got this sweet, or should I say sad hanky to remind you guys whom are watching zig-zag down line as you still drew commission from your clients, if you still have them. Change your job man!

(Link)Cry for stock

When all else failed, Ctrl-Alt-Del pillows

A perfect laid back for the IT pro who knows that there is always a fall back plan

(Link)SlipperyBrick, Ctrl-Alt-Del pillows for a style reboot.

FaceBook as a new age Cult.

ReadWriteWeb has this provocative writeup about FaceBook. Are they brainwashing user, molding us into a social pattern that fits their theory. So far, FB has ignore plead for changes, stating that all these changes are for better user experience. Etc. Snip from RWW,

“The company has forced millions of people into accepting big changes to their social environment despite protests, the social and identity data we create there is held captive and doesn't play well with other sites and Facebook says the end result is that the average person is now more connected than people are through "traditional communication." Every change to Facebook is a change in the social landscape for millions and millions of people - unless we stop using the service, we are at their mercy.”

Is this like a frog that is slowly, unknowingly cooked up in pot? Those who have similar mind controlled experience can tell?

(Link)ReadWriteWeb, Is Facebook a Cult?

Moobath day – Resolution

Raynor struggles for his survival now. Since I am giving him extra push, I should also push myself a little more.

Original Schindler's list comes to light in Sydney library, 801 names on it.

You have watched the movie. From BBC News,

“This Schindler's list was found sandwiched between research notes and German newspaper clippings gathered by Australian author Thomas Keneally.”

(Link)BBC News, Schindler's List found in Sydney

Man with a terminator eye

Canadian filmmaker Rob Spence is World first man to be fitted with electronic cam in his eye which not only records everything he “see”, but the eye also shines with red light that resembles the killer robot from the movie Terminator.

(Link)New Scientist. Bionic eye cam to shine a light on society

Hand of God, reaching for impossible

Colored blue structure causes by high-energy X-rays emanating from nebula. It seems like a struggle to save something dying, desperately stretching out his hand.

(Link)Xomba. Hand of God.

Previously here - Eye of God.