Tuesday, May 26, 2009

How to feel miserable and end your life early

Ali Hale from Dumb Little Man has 10 great ways for you who felt that your life is too blessed. Here are the points,

Turn every little problem into disaster
Don’t solve them
Worry about things you have absolutely no power over
Let your problem pile up
Blame on everyone and everything
Torture yourself
Complain, whine and grumble
Refuse all help
Find excuses, don’t fight your laziness
Never take a break

I would like to add few more points. You can drink every night, sleep late, eat as much as you like and stop exercising. If you are still living after couple of years, buy yourself a can of insecticide.

DumbLittleMan10 Ways to Make Yourself Miserable

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