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Dear owner of motorcycle number FY 5531Z,
I passed by here yesterday night. Your beautiful and huge vehicle was parked on the pathway. May I gently remind you, this is a pedestrian walk, not your @#$% mother backyard, please don't park you vehicle here again as it will block the way of a very poor old man - lostin.

Next time I see it again I will submit this photo to the town council.