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Friday, December 23, 2005

Merry Christmas to all readers

Merry Christmas!
Come back again!

Poem sharing for dec - 满江红

滿江紅
岳飛
怒髮衝冠,憑闌處、瀟瀟雨歇。
抬望眼、仰天長嘯,壯懷激烈。
三十功名塵與土,八千里路雲和月。
莫等閒、白了少年頭,空悲切!
靖康恥,猶未雪。臣子恨,何時滅?
駕長車踏破,賀蘭山缺。
壯志饑餐胡虜肉,笑談渴飲匈奴血。
待重頭、收拾舊山河,朝天闕!

Thursday, December 22, 2005

who invented the left hand drive?

There is an debate among my circle of friends on whether Hitler is the one who influence the way we drive our cars today.

I have a US$20 answer for you.
Actually I kinda of hope the person is 秦死皇。
Like who invented the explosive?

Any ancient Chinese wise man out there?

www on the way of uniting

What is Web 2.0? This post was dated some times back but I just came across it this morning.
From here I get to read on Apache Ant, which is a cross platform Java tool.
And I say to myself, I am too old for this.

cyber doppelganger

There is always a duplicate self in the internet.
Spaceislost, lostin, 南洋之子.
Whatever! you claim I follow you and I claim you follow you.
Copycat, thankyou!

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

I hate MEETING!

So many blogger said that you should not be blogging when you are working unless your work is blogging.

How about reading blog during office hour? sure you can't do that too if you cannot blog.

I su this people!
Internet is one of the most basic research tools, most convenience, most useful, for anything.

A list of what "I hate" in Google via Interneck, entertain youself.

I Hate Men
Hails the women, they are the greatest.

I Hate Starbucks
I cannot said enough, kopi is toxic and bad for your stomach.

I Hate Horses
Not that kind of horses but real horses.

I Hate Computers
I think this is due to childhood bad experience.

I Hate Marmite
Any Singaporean still eating this?

Hate Directory
Everything you know you hate and you dunno you hate.

ride the wave of "NKF"

So the Sequel to this Charity "company" has hit again.

I am quite sure that many blogger will take this wave and just type in the word NKF in their post to gain some popularity.

just like this one, it has nothing to do with NKF but with the word NKF, rather a useless irrelevant post, but, someone is going to search NKF and find this.

humble suggestion to Technorati, is time to revise the search engine and implement something like a ranking system.

what do you think?

Temple of elemental good and evil

The Temple which all men will fight with our life to have it and swore to protect with our life if we own it.
The Temple of which only women have the key to it.
It is sacred, from which you can define as good or evil with your free will.

Soon they will find it themselves.

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

who want to buy my bone marrow?

NKF has really kick up quite a fuss today, while one China company began marketing kidney.
If it works, we can all say bye bye to this profit making charity company.

But, what about human rights, inmates has no human rights huh?

Then again! which human in which nation give a damn about human rights when there is a demand and $$$.


I am really a frog in the well

I have keep this picture in my thumb for quite some time now, thinking to write something about "井底之蛙" , lostin really is one.
There is actually a weblog title "井底之蛙" , beautifully design, academically worthy, and all about sino-culture and history.

As I say, I am a frog in the well, compare to most interneck user.

Singaporean are stupid!?

This site has been around for quite some time already, but the Singapore blogosphere ignore it and also never heard anyone talk about, why?
Probably because it is just another infantile chinese blog.
Sorry but I really do not know of any chinese blog worthy of reading. Maybe is true that Chinese people are mostly 各人自埽门前雪,莫管他人瓦上霜。
Maybe the site have some hidden political stance.

Anyway, I do enjoy reading this Singaporean are stupid?

Monday, December 19, 2005

ah beng future card joke

Someone try to cheer me up with this joke, thanks hor!

The multi-purpose Future Card will be the version of our perpetually metamorphosing IC in the near future. With an embedded smart chip, it can also be used as a passport, store our medical history, driver's license, act as an ATM card, serve as an electronic purse and even be used at the National Library... what ever you do with the card... you will be tracked!

690230-88-5551
It may also be a tracking device via GPRS (Good or Bad, depending on the situation). However, a recent debate has brought to light the questionable control on access, potential information abuse and privacy infringement. As the debate rages on, I can foresee a likely scenario when ordering pizzas in the near future...

690230-88-5551
"Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your… "
"Haloh! Pisar Hut-ah? Can I order-ah? "
"Can I have your Future Card number, sir? "
"It’s arh… hold on prease… arh… it’s 690230-88-5551."
"Thank you, Mr. Tan Ah Beng @ Or Kwee Tau. You’re calling from 17-D Lorong Cempedak, Gasing. Your home number is 6788988, your office number is 6788788 and your mobile is 021-6788688. Which number are you calling from? "
"Home-lah, wah, where you get all my phone numbers-ah?"
"We are connected to the Future Card system, sir.
"OK-lah, OK-lah, can I order your seafood pisar? "
"That’s not a good idea, sir. "
"Why cannot-ah? "
"According to your latest medical records, you have high blood pressure and high cholestrol level, sir."
"What? Wah-lau-eh… medical records also you know. So what you lecomend?"
"Try our low fat Hokkien mee pizza, I’m sure you’ll like it, sir."
"Wah, how you know I like Hokkien mee-ah?"
"You borrowed a book titled ‘Popular Hokkien Dishes’ from the National Library last week, sir."
"OK, OK, beh-ta-han. Give me three family size pisar. How much-ah?"
"That should be enough for your family of 10. The total is SGD45. How would you like to pay?
I pay by Future Card, can or not?"
"I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, sir."
"Why?!"
"Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank RM6,720.55 since October last year, sir."
"Ka-nee-nah… everything also know, chia-lat!"
"That’s not including the late charges of your housing loan, sir."
"OK-lah, I run to ATM to take cash before you come to my house-loh."
"You can’t sir, based on the records, you’ve reached the daily limit on machine withdrawal today."
"What?!"
"The latest withdrawal is SGD250 for 4d and Toto at 4:56pm, sir."
"Never mind, just send the pisar. I borrow money from my Ah Mah. How long-ah?"
"45 minutes, sir. But if you can’t wait you can collect it with your motorcycle. You are only 5 minutes away."
"Where got transport?"
"According to your Future Card, you own a Honda scooter, registration number FE 3288…"
"Ka-nee-nah!"
"Better watch your language, sir."
"Why should I?"
"Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman…"

*[ugh}*

"Is there anything else, sir?"
"Nothing. By the way, still got stock on the 3 bottles of free cola as advertised?"
"We normally would, sir. But based on the records, you are also diabetic…"
"I’m going to the hawker centre to tah-pao. Pisar no stock."


Somehow, not very funny but very funny leh!

I have a mouth but I dare not SCREAM

(This is just a mimic post)
Last night I past by the usual bus stop on my way home, The mobile truck uncle was there, he open his mouth and shouted~~
"I-Scream! I-Scream!"
Scream all you want, uncle, this area(Woodland) will be a walkover.

No picture, because uncle also scare.

fire hazard spotted at Tampines Blk 938

A pile of sofa, woods and junk just lay around there, waiting for somebody to ignite them.

If lostin stay at this place in Singapore, he sure cannot sleep sound at night one.