Found this funny blog while googling, make my day..
"WHY AM I MARRIED?
1. You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
2. At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" "Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
3. A lady inserted an ad in the classified's: "Husband Wanted." Next day, she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing" "You can have mine."
4. When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
5. A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
6. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."
7. A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "that happens in every country, son......"
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