Web Blog delicate to lame Chinese character tattoo

A friend pointed me to this blog.

I laugh along but am otherwise, speechless.

Because I vowed not to laugh at other's ability of language.

In case you ask, 菜 also means lame. In geek term we call nub.

Thanks, Joseph, if you come across this.

What is Diu-Na-Ma?

雕娜马 is a recently emerge holy beast of Internet, invented by Chinese, mostly Hong Kong(Golden) forumer. But it is in fact, a polite way of how Cantonese greet other's mother.

It can't be kept as pet, nor can it be tame.

Try to print it out as a post-card and send it to someone you admired. When they ask what is it you simply say the word diu-na-ma fast.

No offense.

爱得小心翼翼

假如有一个人不问收获, 全心全意的爱你, 信任你, 你该害怕吗?

应该的, 因为伤害他人的心比伤害自己更可怕. 伤在他人身上的, 看不到, 也感觉不到, 很容易就被人所忽略. 有些心头上的伤, 是一辈子也不会愈合的.

我看到许多人对陌生人客客气气, 对亲信却随随便便, 有点要不得. 比如说, 弟弟是一位有水准的水喉工程师, 却常常要他来免费修水喉. 好兄弟不是更应该关照关照?

再说好友吧, 你有没有些好友一有'好'东西时, 都会想介绍给你, 希望你也能拥有同样的'幸福'呢? 不过不幸的事, 这东西恰好别处没的卖, 只有他的独一无二. 也是最好的. 巧不巧?

以此为例, 我时时警惕自己, 无论产品多好, 我也不会美言几句. 我也常常扪心自问, 倒底我抱着什么样的心情介绍着东西, 只要是我从中有获利的, 我一概不言. 我是斌着这种心走过来的.

写到这里吧. 照了, 照了.

由新加坡人写的, 给予新加坡人的诗

你如果到网上搜刮, 还挺难找到新加坡人所写的诗词. 小弟微才, 不自量在这儿现丑几首歪诗.

我的诗词,

解梦

被遗忘的老歌

千古民政歌(一)

不为人道

角落人

狂驹

英雄红

吉普塞恋曲

文字罛

我就是我

种子

故国

赘痴

牵挂

火龙

信芊

我不知明日将如何?

代价

问我

虺

八情

遮天论

别盛满你的杯

匆匆兄弟路

琴心

没了

阎罗彼岸

希望你喜欢....

夜郎自大

夜郎自大，成语，比喻骄傲无知的肤浅自负或自大行为。出自《史记·西南夷列传》：滇王与汉使者言曰：“汉孰与我大？”。及夜郎侯亦然。以道不通，故各以为一州主，不知汉广大。

一个有精神病的人, 通常自己蒙然不知, 以为除了自己外, 所有人都是疯子。

人类有许多毛病, 也类似神经病, 当事人一无所觉。

傲慢, 是一种由金钱或地位所感染的病, 染病者一般认为自已比任何人都重要。偶而关心别人, 马上就会恢复那不可一世的态度, 非常难医。

当然, 没财富名誉的人也会由他人身上感染这种病。病情虽然较轻, 但却更难医治。骄傲的病患者年龄通常界于二十五到三十五岁之间, 四十过后若不根治, 则终身无望。

I love this song, but I have no time

I am sharing this song with you, thought you'll like it. But I think you got no time. Enjoy!

Yes, this is what evolution is

Evolution: When you lay egg, you are a lower sentient. Higher being give birth to young live. As well as walked on 2 legs.

Article, Reptile evolves, now more than 20% of them give birth to live young.

Read

Maybe God is trying to create another being to replace Human. We are hopeless.

Excellent Manadagrams for Understanding Chinese Words

I stumble upon this site today and think that many Papa Mama in Singapore would love this.

Although I am not Singapore's 10-thousand-hit-per-blogger, I very much would like to recommend it to those parent who want to teach their child Chinese in an creative manner, or struggle to find way to teach Chinese.

On the left is the example, here is the link. I did some googleing and found a Chinese site too, here.

Please help to spread this around if you love Chinese as much as I do.

I wish they can come out more of these aid, they are good.

Human ancestor is worm, not monkey

According to this report, a major part of a marine ragworm's brain is similar to a minor part of human brain, scientist believes that this might be be the initial part of human brain evolution.

I always say, PC game developer are a bunch of enigmatic visionary, but no one listens. See, they made the discovery earlier than the scientist.

Now you know how your ancestor look like.

Evolution made giraffe neck long, and only giraffe

I think, evolution must be pretty clever and selective to make giraffe neck long, because since only giraffe needs a long neck to eat from tall tree.

And elephant has long nose, and monkey can climb tree.

Alot of work, don't you think so?

I would have give all animal a long neck, that would be simpler. I hate to think.

Credit to this comic's artist, I forgot where it comes from. I blame evolution.

关国家屁事

最近频频在地铁里面闻到一股怪味道, 类似从身体里面放出来的那一种, 又有如死鱼腐肉的味道. 那臭味冲鼻而来, 车里的乘客纷纷掩鼻, 面面相觑.

起初还以为不知何方的高人在练气功, 吐呐之间, 把身体里的废气都释放了出来, 我们只不过是受到他内功的波及, 非战之过也, 非战之过!

后来怪味如春雨后的竹笋般, 到处可闻, 有时在马西岭, 有时在坡底. 我料就想, 哪来的这么多高人, 四处放气, 逼着我们也练得面红耳赤. 我这时猜想可能是附近的废料处理厂.

但就在今天, 我在莱佛士站时, 车门打开的那刹那, 一阵臭味由下而上, 迎面而来, 我这时发现它来自地底沟渠. 但我还是不能肯定, 哪里的沟渠.

真的是沟渠的话, 哪关谁的事? 我左右望望, 新加坡可能太累了. 这些人怎么能每天对着臭人, 臭事而无动于衷呢?

哎, 明天再看看, 如果还有臭味再打算吧.

不过, 你今天读我的主题已知道我要说的是屁话了吧. 说说就算了, 明天再看吧.

Eternal Cheeseburger

This video is not for the faint of heart, and those who visit fast food regularly.

A cheeseburger from McDonald, New York left untouched for 137 days, still fresh. Dunk in hydrochloric acid, no problem. I am not sure, did they try electrocuting it? Maybe it's only weakness is Kryptonite.

This is The food they should pack for a nuclear fallout.

Stock it now! in case the price of gold drops, or you can sell them back to McDonald when they run out of burger.

Will MaxiCash accept this huh?

Source: McDonald’s Hamburgers: Almost Entirely Indestructible

Thanks, jymster.