Friday, September 14, 2007

Blogger limerick

The more I listen to this song, the more I want to convert it for blogger.

Some are for passion, some like gathering
Some like to hide far far away now.
Some are for passion, some like gathering
Rumors that you blog, I blog too

Some are for protest, some for pop,
Some likes kidding around with their hair.
Some are for protest, some for pop,
So you blog, I blog too.

Some are bored, some make a living,
Some cannot take others nagging.
Some are bored, some for a living,
Now you blog, I blog too.

Some want everything but neglect their dignity.
Some kept their pride but dropped everything.
Some want everything but neglect their dignity.
At last you blog, I blog too.

Many could be friend of everybody.
Many habits came from other's excuses.
You and I, complaining, none reflecting,
Evil remembered crime, good continue to pray,
And so you blog, I blog too.

Example fits for Singapore human resource department

Human ResourcesI cannot tell you who’s the referrer, but if you are not laughing, you are most suited as a human resource officer,

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:

• If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
• If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
• If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.
• If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
• If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
• If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
• If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
• If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
• If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
• If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
• If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
• If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management.
• Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them as your Government.


Play Thailand parking culture like board game Rush Hour

Thailand parking photoThis is good laugh of the day for me. I met a friend at Mac who shared his driving experiences in the land of Buddhism with me. Locals parked their vehicle in neutral gear without any kind of break on, so it can be easily push away when necessary. Probably every kid there knows the game, everyday brain work, intriguing! (Link) via Panoramio, also got the photo from there.

He also told me Hongkonger needs to buy a parking before they own a house, or else life would be miserable difficult, thanks, J from North.

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Judgment of fire

Google map - Judgment by fire From Google Earth via Firefighter blog, heat from the map itself sweats me just by looking, I imagine no movie will be good enough to tell the story. My hats off to the firefighter there, you stand for something that you may not understand fully.

RIP, Alex, smartest parrot in the whole world

Alex the parrotAlex, probably the most intelligent avian on Earth, was found dead in its cage yesterday. All who knew him mourn for the passing. (News)

Second kind of human

I’ve been watching them lately on Sunday, interesting stuff. (Link)

Nano video temptation

Ah, wa, drooling. You can live without it, but it is now for sale in Singapore.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

YouTube: Do it before 40, they said

Enjoy, the more you try to change the world, the more it changes you. (MIV)

Aries are liar

AriesIt is da truth. Apparently she asked for my sign and showed it to me. In Malay language liar means wild, intriguing. Here, let me show you a Chinese poem that best describes me.

Or go direct here.

Damn if you do, damn if you do not

Finger of GodAs a IT Administrator, some time I do feel like having power of God at my finger tip, and yes, including when I am bombard with many inhumane issue. Imagine, as a computer god, I can make someone life easier as well as miserable with a few clicks, ah, very tempting.

However, it is not the case in real world, try telling your non IT boss about right ways to use a computer. What will you do when something “unethical” is discovered on his/her computer? Can you strictly apply your IT policies?

Ah, God has his dilemma, He knows so many, but can only helped little.

Back to destroying Earth with Esnailer

Actually, it is back to nature with it. How long since you received hard letter from someone you know. When was it you wrote to anyone feeling where he can touch and feel? A paper may not last forever, but I bet it will be longer for one who cherishes it.

My wife still keeps her childhood letter, what did you do to your first love email?

(Link) to esnailer, saving what you love worth more.